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Kinja'd!!! "Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator)
12/12/2015 at 20:14 • Filed to: New baby

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Two hours old and I can already tell he’s a Porsche man.


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Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 20:18

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Congrats! First, or an addition to the fleet?


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 20:19

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Is his key on the wrong side for LeMans starts?


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 20:32

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How can you tell he’s a Porsche man? Is his heart in his butt?


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 20:40

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Look at those tiny toeses! Congratulations, new daddy!


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 20:40

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All the weight is in the rear? :P

Congrats. We just celebrated our little bacon bit’s first birthday today. They get big quick!


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 20:40

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You know ya did good when they’re practicing Heel-Toe on the way out!

Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 20:42

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Duuuuuude congrats!


Kinja'd!!! certified cool guy > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 20:43

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Speaking about new jalop.......

How do I post on oppositelock?


Kinja'd!!! Alex from Toronto > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 20:53

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Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 20:54

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congrats!


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Tohru
12/12/2015 at 21:08

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With the skill of a midwife, he did not arrive rear bumper first so that was a bonus for mama and baby


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > BaconSandwich is tasty.
12/12/2015 at 21:09

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I have a 12yo and a 9yo and a new guy who is 3 hours.

People can’t help but joke: you know how this works, right?


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Jcarr
12/12/2015 at 21:09

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Third. We have two boys, 12 and 9 and now this!


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 21:12

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Glad to hear the midwife can handle lift-off oversteer when it happens mid-contraction.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 21:13

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You had 9 years until your nest was empty and you could crush the minivan and replace it with his and hers Miatas. And here you shot yourself in the foot.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 21:22

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Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 21:27

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Chubby lil baby toesies are best toesies. Congratulations to you and his mama. :)


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Tohru
12/12/2015 at 22:02

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Something like that.

In may we moved to a new house with a three car detached garage with a 911 size space to the left. I hope I can afford to fill that spot


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 22:20

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Congrats! Welcome to the newest Jalop!


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Hooker
12/12/2015 at 22:33

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Tiny little nails need trimming


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 22:58

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You’re in luck, I found one in your price range.

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 22:58

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Fantastic! Congrats, Dad.


Kinja'd!!! Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 23:50

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Whoo! Congrats! Bring him up right, Audi’s and Porsche’s are a gift from God, Prius’ and V6 Mustangs are an abomination.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/13/2015 at 13:32

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Congrats! Dadlopnik is best -lopnik.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/13/2015 at 16:19

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He’s a growing boy. Good sign of health. Also, might mean he will be a professional basketball player.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Hooker
12/13/2015 at 21:27

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Judging by my other boys, I don’t think NBA is in his future. Maybe in management?